15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET
CHRISTMAS IN JULYYYYY!!!!!!
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger